Is this the Krusty Krab? Customer #1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
Customer #2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, this is Patrick.
Customer #3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO!!!!!!!! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!! Hmmp. I'm NOT a krusty krab.
Spongebob: Uh, Patrick. That's the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: D'ohh. FISHPASTE!

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